Okay okay okay, in the tiniest nutshell imaginable: I stick to humor, things I obsess about [which usually are big enough to have their own tag], and junk. So if that suits for fancy, follow along! If you send me a note asking to check your blog out, of coooourse I'll do so. Just keep in mind that I do tend to keep away from hipster blogs.
May 28th
8:00 PM
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karkinophile:

brother, yoU are shipping wrong!

karkinophile:

brother, yoU are shipping wrong!

7:02 PM
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rhamphotheca:

Forest guards told to shoot poachers on sight after rash of tiger killings 
India hits back against hunters who sell body parts to Asia for use in traditional medicines
by Andrew Bundcombe
Confronted by the killing of at least eight tigers in the state so far this year, officials in the western state of Maharashtra, whose capital is Mumbai, have told forest guards they will have the same legal protection as police officers who have to use their guns on duty.
According to a report in The Indian Express newspaper, the state’s Forest Minister, Patangrao Kadam, told officials this week that he wanted to do whatever was required to protect the guards. “Human rights groups come in the way if there is any such action, but there is a need to save the tigers,” he said. “If the staff spot poachers committing an offence, they have been given orders to shoot on sight. They should sound a warning asking them to surrender, but if the poachers fail to do so, they should be shot.”
The orders giving forest guards legal protection should they need to use weapons were apparently first issued in 2006, but reports suggest that a number of guards felt uneasy about using their guns. Most of the guards are poorly trained and badly paid and there had been cases where guards had been charged for firing a weapon…
(read more: The Independent)       (image: Wildlife Protection Soc. of India )

rhamphotheca:

Forest guards told to shoot poachers on sight after rash of tiger killings

India hits back against hunters who sell body parts to Asia for use in traditional medicines

by Andrew Bundcombe

Confronted by the killing of at least eight tigers in the state so far this year, officials in the western state of Maharashtra, whose capital is Mumbai, have told forest guards they will have the same legal protection as police officers who have to use their guns on duty.

According to a report in The Indian Express newspaper, the state’s Forest Minister, Patangrao Kadam, told officials this week that he wanted to do whatever was required to protect the guards. “Human rights groups come in the way if there is any such action, but there is a need to save the tigers,” he said. “If the staff spot poachers committing an offence, they have been given orders to shoot on sight. They should sound a warning asking them to surrender, but if the poachers fail to do so, they should be shot.”

The orders giving forest guards legal protection should they need to use weapons were apparently first issued in 2006, but reports suggest that a number of guards felt uneasy about using their guns. Most of the guards are poorly trained and badly paid and there had been cases where guards had been charged for firing a weapon…

(read more: The Independent)       (image: Wildlife Protection Soc. of India )

annatori17:

tyleroakley:

Uncanny.

wut

annatori17:

tyleroakley:

Uncanny.

wut

anrdew:

does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on

thecoletrainbaby:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i see your text post

and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS

outofthecavern:

thegoodsonisbad:

spiderman is literally the perfect superhero imo

This made me smillleeee

outofthecavern:

thegoodsonisbad:

spiderman is literally the perfect superhero imo

This made me smillleeee

clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude 

6:31 PM
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peanutbutter-nutella:

allofthesparks:

I’m sorry it’s in spanish guys but. 
Posting because of the last image. THE FACE.
lolololol So funny I just Can’t. 

*fluent Spanish speaker and I’ve seen the Avengers*
Not a problem. I LOVE THIS LINE.

peanutbutter-nutella:

allofthesparks:

I’m sorry it’s in spanish guys but. 

Posting because of the last image. THE FACE.

lolololol So funny I just Can’t. 

*fluent Spanish speaker and I’ve seen the Avengers*

Not a problem. I LOVE THIS LINE.

hackedmotionsensors:

Clint, this doesn’t mean you’re being replaced. It just means there’s more people to love in this family.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

wardenmpreg:

I walk into class and every computer is playing Call Me Maybe in sync.

6:24 PM
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"Gender isn’t simply a biological trait; it’s a societal one. The female experience is different from that of the male, and if, as a male writer, you cannot accept that basic premise, then you will never, ever, be able to write women well. A man walking alone through Midtown Manhattan at three in the morning may have concerns for his safety, but I promise you, it’s a very different experience for a woman taking the same walk, and it’s different again for a man wearing a dress. Think about it. That’s a societal factor, and it’s a gendered one, and this is not and can not be subject to debate. If you’re looking to argue that sexism is a thing of the past, that the world is gender-blind, you’re not only wrong, you’re lying to yourself."
—  Greg Rucka, continuing to be perfect and amazing. (via thereisaheroinallofus)