toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.

tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.

hesgorgousandnaked:

bluedogeyes:

The Daily Show 2014-07-17 - Operation Black Hair

"Jessica Williams investigates an Army regulation that ignorantly discriminates against black servicewomen and their hairstyles."

Watch the segment

Yesss I stay mobbin

saskiadesiree:

pizza-party-for-one:

gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg:

pitysects:

except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically analyze your choices.

^ yep

except actually you don’t because for a lot of people, the patriarchy isn’t even a factor, they just like the feeling of wearing lipstick or shaving their legs or fucking smiling. get down off your fucking cynical holier-than-thou white horse and realise that sometimes people do things /because they want to feel good/ u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

saskiadesiree:

pizza-party-for-one:

gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg:

pitysects:

except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically analyze your choices.

^ yep

except actually you don’t because for a lot of people, the patriarchy isn’t even a factor, they just like the feeling of wearing lipstick or shaving their legs or fucking smiling. get down off your fucking cynical holier-than-thou white horse and realise that sometimes people do things /because they want to feel good/ u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

teacupgypsii:

Been playing too many otome games lately, and well..

(doodled this quickly, GOTTA DO CHORES.)

disgustinganimals:

yeevil:

dragondicks:

how did they manage to photograph this ghost



ghosts are illegal

disgustinganimals:

yeevil:

dragondicks:

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

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ghosts are illegal

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

matafari:

fancycannibal:

douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry

glittermorgue:

moon—cunt:

this should be published in a book of poetry